Colonel US Army, Iraq - 3rd Brigade Combat Team

"Thank you for taking the time to provide Ironhorse soldiers and outstanding performance and great entertainment. your humor and wit allowed us to take our minds off the seriousness of our environment by relaxing and laughing. Thanks for the show, the laughs and the the memories."

Director of Sales & Marketing

"We just completed our employee appreciation evening topped off with Jeff & Kimberly Bornstein, from the comments after the show and the standing ovation, I can HIGHLY recommend  them for any event you may have… it was a great, great show!"

Kevin Maluchnik - Vice President Transportation

"PVH as a fashion forward company has a reputation to uphold, so setting the proper tone for our business partners at the Global Carrier Summit is paramount. You guys knocked it out of the park! You wowed the crowd with your show, the energy was awesome! Thank you for making our Summit a great success. Looking forward to working with you and Kimberly again."

Entertainment Director - Jack Goldfinger

"Jeff & Kimberly, thank you for another outstanding performance... Once again, you kept them on the edge of their seat!"
 

Human Resources

"I highly recommend The Bornsteins  performance, we have had them perform twice and given the opportunity, I would hire them again."

Trade Show Coordinator

“We have had a 30%-40% increase in booth traffic when we have Jeff in our booth. He is not only an expert in working our messaging into his act but he is a true professional. I highly recommend Jeff for any function on the trade show floor.”

Vice President

"We would like to take this time to thank both you and Kimberly for a job well done at our company holiday event. Your quick wit and Kimberly's intuitive skills helped make our party a great success."

Senior Manager

“Thank you for making our annual event a huge success,  we can’t wait to recommend you to our other associates.’’

Producer

"Thank you for entertaining at our wrap party "Primal Fear". I was told you were amazing but had to see for myself. If we ever make a sequel you can BET we'll bring you back for round two."

Creative Director

"I cannot begin to tell you what a great job Jeff Bornstein did for our group last week. I believe it will turn out to be one of our company’s highest rated events ever – and we've had some pretty fantastic resources. I would highly recommend Jeff to any group of business executives."

Marketing Director

"Thank you for entertaining our members... If you're not to busy next year we would love to have you back."

Command Sergeant Major, US Army - Iraq

“In recognition of your exceptional support to the morale, welfare and recreation program for the soldiers of the 3rd Brigade Combat Team 1st Infantry Division in the Diyala district during Operation Iraqi Freedom II. Your support and commitment to American soldiers is highly commendable. Your actions reflect great credit to yourself.”

Partner

"This is our third year having you entertain our company and looking forward to you stealing my watch again... NOT, I'll be ready!"

Sales & Marketing Director

"I’ve had numerous comments from our sales people about how much they enjoyed Jeff's show…it was funny, enlightening and very entertaining."

Executive Director

"Thank you for your continued service and a job well done!"

LTC, 2nd Battalion, Iraq

"Task Force 2-2 Infantry and all of FOB Normandy deeply appreciate the comic relief that you have brought to us tonight. Your show will long be remembered and has supported our Task Force to accomplish our mission of maintaining a safe and secure environment in the country

of Iraq. Thank you!"

Special Events Department

"I would highly recommend Jeff for any Corporate or Private event."

North Hollywood Division

"Thank you for returning my watch... We can use a guy like you."

Vice President

"Everyone keeps requesting to have them back every year, I love their energy and that’s the kind of energy I want my staff to be feeling all the time.”

Marketing

"We very much look forward to seeing you again at our holiday party in December... Please have Kimberly send over those lottery numbers so we can split the winnings."

Special Events Coordinator

"Both you and Kimberly were fantastic, your comedy and

mind reading was the perfect solution to start off our early morning."

Tour Director

“On a scale from 1-10 your show is a 50! You hit a hole in one.”

Volunteer Services

"Thank you for bringing so much joy to our veterans with your bedside strolling magic and we thank you for your service too."